i think the academy won’t give harry potter movies any oscars because they like watching the butthurt of the harry potter fans
i don’t blame them
it is delicious
The next oldest actor to win an Oscar will be Leonardo DiCaprio.
Things I have learned about the Oscars solely by reading my dash.
- Harry Potter didn’t win.
- Nobody can find Benedict Cumberbatch.
85th Annual Academy Awards
- Best Actor: Martin Freeman - The Hobbit
- Best Director: Peter Jackson - The Hobbit
- Best Special Effects: The Hobbit
- Best Soundtrack: The Hobbit
- Best Picture: The Hobbit
- Best Everything Ever: The Hobbit
When Tom Hanks speaks
- The world goes silent
- An angel gets its wings
- Daniel Radcliffe cries
- God documents everything he’s saying
- Homer writes an Epic Poem about it